They All Love Me

I think I must be the bomb.com or something quite like it. No, really. As many guys as Ive met, dated, hung out with, texted, called, Facebooked, Twittered, and so on, you would think it would be a few who werent interested. But no, they all liked me and wanted to be with me. All of them.

How do I know this you ask? Because Ive NEVER, EVER had a man tell me he wasnt interested or just didnt like me. Weird huh.

Now ofcourse, all of these relationships didnt work out due to unforseen circumstances such as (insert excuse number 1 here), (lie #2 here), and (disappearing act #3 here). But never because I just wasnt their type or they were looking for something different than I was.

Timing was always a problem. Dont you hate that? Oh my gosh, and sometimes a guy would forget his life wasn't together until after I fell for him. Some of my fave men were so busy, Diddy would side eye. And eventually things would fizzle because of them, not me, ofcourse.

I dont know why Im always having to tell men Im not interested, we'll never be, I dont want to date you like that, etc... and I have yet hear things like that myself. Every man i have ever met loves me. Period.

Oh yes, because I am the shit. -_-


.....................(NotBecauseSomeMenCouldntTellTheTruthIfTheyGotPaidToDoItCauseThatsLikeCrazy)

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