They All Love Me

I think I must be the bomb.com or something quite like it. No, really. As many guys as Ive met, dated, hung out with, texted, called, Facebooked, Twittered, and so on, you would think it would be a few who werent interested. But no, they all liked me and wanted to be with me. All of them.

How do I know this you ask? Because Ive NEVER, EVER had a man tell me he wasnt interested or just didnt like me. Weird huh.

Now ofcourse, all of these relationships didnt work out due to unforseen circumstances such as (insert excuse number 1 here), (lie #2 here), and (disappearing act #3 here). But never because I just wasnt their type or they were looking for something different than I was.

Timing was always a problem. Dont you hate that? Oh my gosh, and sometimes a guy would forget his life wasn't together until after I fell for him. Some of my fave men were so busy, Diddy would side eye. And eventually things would fizzle because of them, not me, ofcourse.

I dont know why Im always having to tell men Im not interested, we'll never be, I dont want to date you like that, etc... and I have yet hear things like that myself. Every man i have ever met loves me. Period.

Oh yes, because I am the shit. -_-


.....................(NotBecauseSomeMenCouldntTellTheTruthIfTheyGotPaidToDoItCauseThatsLikeCrazy)

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New Shoes!

Mates are like shoes. If the shoe fits, wear it. Put those too expensive, small, tall, painful shoes down. Especially if u cant wear them OUT! There's a reason they're on sale. Either they're defective, so last fall, or everyone already has them.

Stop going for the NAMEbrand. People who go for what's hot can be sold ANYTHING. Be the person that makes the seller work for that commission and only buys what they came to get and can afford!

Pick the best shoe for all occasions. Ones you can wear anywhere and around anyone. Never settle for a "good" shoe you can only rock once! Keep browsing.

Once you get them, make them HOT! If theyre for you, that wont be a problem. And by then, ofcourse, everyone struggling in their shoes will want yours. But they wont be available anymore. Oops.

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I Just WANT You

I want you. Plain and simple. There should be no confusion with that statement. But lately I find that when you're real enough to even utter those words, people hear something totally different. Lol

Often I have experienced when you tell someone you like them or want them, they hear "I'm in love, want to get married, and have kids..." or my favorite "I NEED you". Pay attention. If I'm not going to keep it real, I'm not going to say anything at all.

I dont know where you guys get this stuff from. Dont ever confuse a want with a need because you will end up with neither. Just because someone wants you doesnt mean they will put up with nonsense to keep you around. Like, for what?

There is no power in somebody WANTING you. Especially when you dont even know what they want you for. Could just be to kick it sometimes and in that case you can easily be replaced.

Wants are disposable. Didn't you know?

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